It is worth noting

the greatest irony of life:

People with lisps can't say the word lisp. Who. What kind of person thought that was a good idea? Probably the same guy who supervised the Olive Garden commercials:

Waiter: And for you, sir?

Family Man: ...I'll have... The Usual!

*Intense family laughter*

Someone should have told that guy that if he wanted to appeal to the family demographic, he should have made the family seem like actual human beings. Sure, the whole "allusion to an inside joke because we're too lazy to actually come up with a good joke" might have worked in a remedial filming class, but this man is a professional, and even in that situation, there still needs to exist at least the barest pretense of wit.

If AP physics was a face

I would punch it. In the face.

I won't grow up...

I will never even try.

I will do what big brother asks me.

And I'll never ask him why.

I won't grow up.

I will only speak newspeak.

And if someone tries to stop me,

I will call the thought police.

I won't grow up.

I will love Two Minutes' Hate

I will torture anybody

If they don't participate.

I won't grow up.

I will never love a soul.

And if someone tries to sway me

They're as worthless as a prole.

what am i even supposed to put here

i mean it's like ohmygosh, it's a BLOG. you get to write all kinds of things about your life but really anybody who actually cares already knows.

i mean, really.

what am i doing here again?

Something Steamy...

I stalk myself.

Sometimes, it gets really sexy.